From The Colonel's Out Tray no2

Me...enjoying a puff on me church warden

....puff...pant....puff....lumme...puff...."the Old Man's wants this meemo delivered to....puff...gasp...Dirty Den pronto....must be some sort of flap on....pant...gasp....I had better run...toodle...gasp!...oooh!...lummee"

'ow Dirty Den sees 'iself. We can't show an actual photo of
'im as there's been several local ladies wot has conceived
recently in mysterious circumstances and we don't want
the Depot being besieged by irate Dads and 'usbands 

Depot Memo

From: Colonel Theo. Williams, Officer Commanding

To: Lt Denham Scott

Just been informed we have some Danish allies needing accommodation at the Depot temporarily. These are a Gripping Beast, mainly plastic, ‘Swordpoint’ Viking army, 104 figures, originally commanded by Sam Catterall. Lots of extras here, such as movement trays, plastic weapons replaced with metal, dice, shieldwall markers etc; and all this in addition to a fantastic paint job on them!

Intention is to promote them to ‘available online for £350’ next weekend, unless a new commanding officer steps forward with around £300 in his hand in the meantime. If you know of such a fine chap then ask him to message the Depot ASAP

Memo ends

10.12.2018