"Hello mates, Basher 'ere. Jus' orf on an herrand for the Old Man. 'E wants me to pass on this 'ere meemo to the QM, Captain Scott. Dirty Den we calls 'im on account of his always wantin' 'is wicked way with the ladies; know wot I mean. Anyway, must go...toodle ooh!"
Depot
Memo
From:
Colonel Theo. Williams, Officer Commanding
To:
Lt Denham Scott
Below are details of
the latest ‘Ladies’ from Belt Fed Gaming. These being:
BFG49 Marie Baker –
the ‘Pretty Pants’ Gangster
BFG50 Medusa- Ancient
Greek Gorgon
It appears that the
latter has some problem with her hair, so I suggest that you advise
the chaps in the mess to keep clear of her.
It is in order for you
to distribute both of them to all who require them via our online
facility with immediate effect
Memo ends
10.12.2018
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| The Colonel and one of 'is chums, probably off for tiffin or sumfink... |
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